A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...