Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
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What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Wife isn’t in the car
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A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Worm your way out of that one!
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Dog with no legs
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My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....