A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...