Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
An American tourist
|An American tourist was driving in County Kerry, when his motor stopped. He got...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...