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Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....