If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...