Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...