Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...