Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...