Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...