yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Satanic Barney Proof
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How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
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Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
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