The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...