Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...