Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...