Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...