Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...