The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...