Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!