Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...