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Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...