By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...