Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...