Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...