Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
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Brand Name Condoms
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
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Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Robber met animals
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50 Facts About Women
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