A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...