Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
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Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
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