Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...