If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...