Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...