Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...