Employee evaluations.
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Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...