Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...