Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...