Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...