Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Stupid Insults 1/31
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If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Airplanes running operating systems
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The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....