My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Horse pulls the car
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Soldier stands guard
|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
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The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Two plus two is five
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Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...