Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...