Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...