The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...