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Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
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A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Black belt degrees
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On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
This pill allows you to fly
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Food Better Than Men
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