A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...