Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...