Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...