Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted