Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...