The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...