Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...