The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
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Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
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The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
What kind of Bees…
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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