Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!