Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...