Ashamed
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!